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4/27/2015 7:50:22 PM
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Funny Destiny Pick-up Lines
I thought it would be funny to see a bunch of clever funny destiny based pick up lines. i have a few so here they are:
"you're like an exotic gun i only want to be with you"
"your like an invective you just keep on give'n and give'n"
"They say you're uncommen but ill always keep you with me"
" Are you full of arc cuase i feal a spark between us"
Thats all, please leave some funny pick up lines
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Let me throw on my Radiant Dance Machines, whipout my Black Hammer so it can meet your Vestian Dynasty, and make a Secret Handshake while we have hot Vex. ;)
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"You wanna see my Timebreaker?"
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Are you Gjallarhorn? Because I always wanted you
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You really don't need a pickup line you just have to be able to hold her attention for at least 5 minutes while dinklebot works on opening up her dark below without setting off a damn alarm. Then it's clear sailing guardian.
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1 ReplyAre you a Fallen, because I wanna Dreg you up and Vandalise dat ass
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2 RepliesEdited by Lord Fried: 4/27/2015 8:37:10 PMYou're attractive and I want to have sex with you.
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Did it hurt when u rose from hell?
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1 ReplyEdited by SB19: 4/27/2015 8:57:25 PMSex is like Destinys story... [spoiler]I don't get it[/spoiler]
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Hey lady, I live in my parents basement and play video games whilst eating Doritos and sending death threats to people who think they're better than me, wanna -blam!- scrublord
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Hey would you like to go on my sparrow for a ride
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This aint a pickup line but it works just as well as a joke: What's a girl's favorite gun to use in the bedroom? Swordbreaker
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Edited by PotatoLaunchers: 4/29/2015 1:38:13 AM
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Edited by FlAgtWash: 4/28/2015 2:33:50 AMIs that shirt yellow? Because those tits are exotic. x) [spoiler]This one was personally made up by moi[/spoiler]
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If looks could kill, your gorgon gaze will.
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I'm gonna call you Destiny... because you look like a stripper.
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I got a black hammer just waiting to pound that white nail in.
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Hey look! Both our ghosts have generalist shells!
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I don't need the gjallahorn that's the truth.
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Can I bring my black hammer into the dark below?
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Are you a vandal.? Because I think I'm fallen for you.
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You are exotic and i need you for my collection.
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My gjallarhorn is like my girlfriend. [spoiler]I don't have one.[/spoiler] Actually I have a gjallarhorn.
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Is that a sink plate in your back pocket? [spoiler]cuz my spire is forming[/spoiler]
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Are your pants purple? Cuz dat ass is legendary. Girl u got a sync plate in ur pants cuz u make my spire rise. Ur like the Traveler. U changed humanity forever. Ur like my Ghost. Always by my side.
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Is that an enraged Crota in your Dark Below or are you just happy to see me? Can I store my Goldmember in your Vault of Glass?
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6 RepliesThree little words: what's your number?
