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	Are you made of ice?
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	No, that's why I'm special.
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	He meant to say he rides the short bus to school.
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	Jokes on you, I have retard strength.
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	Retards are as strong as two regular people Chimpanzees are as strong as 5 retards. Retarded chimpanzees are super hero's.
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	Noted *Look for baby retard chimp next time I visit a pet store*
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	*cowers*