A one-piece full body Skinsuit. Then, I can wear regular clothing on top of that, and still be adhering to the guidelines of the OP. You're not technically wearing the clothes you put over the Skinsuit.
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	If I see a loophole, you better believe I'm exploiting it. I guess a pair of Boxers will do.