Well, maybe you guys are screwed then.
Name one point in history the ninja were screwed.
Never.
What am I?
Oh right, a ninja.
Therefor, I will never be screwed. ^.^
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	You'll be screwed if you don't stop talking *points blade at you*
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	We're on the same team. No need to be hostile. :)
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	Just kidding, kid *noogies your head*
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	Did you- You just insulted me.. By calling me a "Kid" Have you not read up on ninja? This is a direct quote from the greatest ninja of all time! "Anyone who insults a ninja, soon finds himself dead." ~Me.
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	*blade comes out of my arm* you remember who I am?
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	Fine, I won't kill you. We are friends, after all. *Extends hand to shake* Deal? No more threats?
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	*blade goes back into arm* that's what I thought * shakes hand firmly and now excuse me I got to assist Zara with something...
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	*chuckles* is she the only chick here?!
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	I think so. Why do you ask?
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	Remember the temple accident, well I saved her and I gave her my mask for oxygen... Woke up a couple days ago and said I have a great looking face...
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	What? So your in love? I hate romance. >:(
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	I said nothing about love
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	I know but, You saved her, and she complimented you. The start of every other romance movie.
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	*chuckles of the thought of you watching a romance movie* idk...
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	No, I don't watch romance movies. -.-
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	*sharpens blade* I think everyone us asleep now...
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	Probably. I'm going to sleep, soon.
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	Yep well it was a swell time talking to you I'm going to sleep
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	Alright. See you tomorrow.
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	Ninjas get screwed. That's like, every Hentai ever right?
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	Hentai? Is that some kind of movie? I'm talking about actual ninja.
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	I'm pretty sure (and I don't know for certain because I'm not a perv) but it's anime porn.
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	O.o Well then, that is not an actual ninja thing, so therefor ninja were never screwed. In all of history ninja didn't get screwed. Poor samurai couldn't "Screw us" :D
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	LOL there is always a first time for everything, cocky.