I'm the taxi driver...
Where are you going?
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Thanks for letting this die.
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1 ReplyDrive me to illuminati headquarters
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1 ReplyI once went on a 4 date with a girl named julia....She was crazy. Not in a good way crazy like I am. *throws another dead body in bonfire and smiles at you*
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19 RepliesSo....what services do you provide [i]in[/i] the taxi?
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5 RepliesPentagon please
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10 RepliesGet to the choppa!
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23 RepliesAlec Baldwin's house
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4 RepliesI need....love
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1 Reply.....Middle Earth.......
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41 RepliesTo Adventure!!!!
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3 RepliesI need some cookies!
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19 RepliesI have a little child in this bag im going to gang -blam!- with lennys just take me to a lenny church
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1 ReplyAnywhere I can dump this dea- -coughs- This uh BAG of "yard trimmings."
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1 ReplyTake me to that club down the road...you know the ones with whips and you hear "BANANA! BANANA!" From the windows? Yeah, that place. [spoiler]Banana is the safe word.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesGet me to the nearest god dam TACO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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9 Replies*flags down taxi* *gets hit because I'm too short to see*
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4 RepliesTake me to your closet! [spoiler]I likes to smell fresh cloths...mmmmm.[/spoiler]
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7 Replies*pulls out gun* DRIVE
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3 Replies
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19 RepliesI'm going to your place
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27 RepliesTake me to your best friends house 👻
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3 RepliesThe top of mt Everest :D
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3 RepliesBel air
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3 RepliesYour moms house im about to get laid Lol jk
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16 RepliesTo the furthest taxi from you
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3 RepliesHD 189733b
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1 ReplyShit, hell, if I don't stop this heroin. Let's go to flockos on mctavish.