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Edited by Treebeard:
2/20/2015 8:15:44 AM
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Would you rather? (Part 2: The Reckoning)
Here it is. The long-awaited sequel to Treebeard's award-winning 'would you rather' thread.
Here are 7 unthinkable options, each more gruesome than the last. But if you had to choose one, which would you pick?
EDIT: In all these scenarios you survive and have to bear the scars and injuries of the incident. You get no surgery etc. afterwards and you get no pain relief.
For the penetration option, you have the choice of: a 12" piece of wood that splinters very easily, or a 12" dildo with knives attached to it.
For every time you vote and don't reply, I'll burn down a child.
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I'm going to say be penetrated with the wood. ONLY because there is a small chance of it not splintering. Plus it's not visible to the public so you wouldn't be judged all the time.
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1 ReplyEdited by Thudd224: 2/20/2015 8:20:37 AMButt cheeks, because you did not specify how much cheek we had to eat. So thus I assume it is enough to achieve a result. So when they serve my ass on a silver platter, I shall enjoy it, because who could claim they literally had their ass handed to them on a silver platter
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3 RepliesClarify being "penetrated". I am going to go ahead and say that being stabbed is being penetrated so I would pick that easily over the rest. Why would anyone pick being run though mulitiple times with a spear over being stabbed? FFS, a coloscopy is being penetrated by a 12" spike. Of course you have to pick that one. You will survive and it would only suck temporarily. The rest are much worse.
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2 RepliesEdited by Master of Dank: 2/20/2015 8:16:14 AMMy eyes are not that great so i might as well have them removed.
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Spear or spiky penetration. Depends on how many times I'm stabbed and how large the spear is
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4 RepliesSecret Option #8: Fight Me.
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3 Replies[spoiler]covert bump[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySpear. More of a badass for surviving, and dont look like an idiot. You can be all like "b*tch, please. I got run through with a spear"
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2 RepliesI want to survive so glass it is!
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3 RepliesStabbed multiple times..seemd the most subtle
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2 RepliesEdited by fraggumz: 2/19/2015 2:39:26 PMi wonder if girls are voting for the glory hole with meat grinder on the other side. no loss for them
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1 Reply[SPOILER] BURN DOWN TWO CHILDREN FOR ME, SIRE [/SPOILER]
