Really though, they're shaped like it, and few people i know eat pears. Most think they're gross, and some have never had one.
It's like they're the weird rejected fat kid of the fruit family.
Maybe they're like that on purpose so nothing would want to eat them?
Some apple probably grew seeds with one too many chromosomes, and from those retard seeds came a new type of retarded apple, known as a pear.
But seriously, wtf pears quit being so damn fat and weird.
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2 RepliesJust couldn't handle the pear pressure.[spoiler]sea what I did there?[/spoiler][spoiler]see what I did there?[/spoiler]
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I love pears
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Pears are my favourite fruit.
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I love pears, maybe its a family thing or regional, but i think pears are delicious
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3 RepliesEdited by Dunbrack Rooney: 2/18/2015 5:29:40 PMThey're definitely like the fat weird kid [spoiler]if the fat weird kid tasted [i]amazing![/i][/spoiler]
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Aw, I loves pears though.
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I like pears. Some are good, some are bad but most are good
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2 RepliesAs long as they keep the WWII Russian soldiers fed I don't care
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2 RepliesEdited by Jono: 2/17/2015 8:06:28 AMI was watching MANswers a few years ago, and they said that girls that have pear-shaped bewbs will give you the most sex.
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12 RepliesSo you and pears have a lot in common, eh?
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3 Repliesshoutout to al the pear
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3 RepliesThere is so much [b]pear[/b] pressure to make a pun here.
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This made my day.
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Pears are like apples but more aerodynamic
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Except pears are delicious.
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shout out to all the pears
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2 RepliesIt depends on where your from I love pears
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6 RepliesApple vs pear is like chest vs ass. [spoiler]think about it[/spoiler]
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Pears are delicious, man.
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Tomatoes are just butthurt.
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2 RepliesBut pears are good
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1 ReplySHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PEAAAAARSSS.