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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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" I didn't get shot. I never get shot. I body-slammed a missile.
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1 ReplyNecro bump
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A good survival cape has all sorts of uses. Hull patch, tourniquet...picnic blanket.
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Praedyth's Revenge is pretty creepy...
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2 RepliesI don't het the punch line of most of these weird descriptions.
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You are my hero I love cqta
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REVIVE!
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REVIVE!
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Edited by Toometh: 5/30/2015 12:42:28 AMMine are : [b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]-[i]YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE to-Scratched behind a buckle.[/i] [b]Super Pox VLO[/b]- [i]Found in a null-g hangar,alongside 14 limbless and decapitated Fallen corpses.[/i] [b]Bad Juju[/b]-[i]If you believe your weapon wants to murder all of existence, then it will.-Toland the Shattered[/i] [b]Red Death-[/b][i]Vanguard Policy urges guardians to destroy this weapon on sight. It is a Guardian killer.[/i] [b]Vision of Confluence-[/b][i]What you have seen will mark you forever. [/i] [b]Praetorian Foil-[/b][i]Erase the Future. [/i] [b]Praedyth's Revenge-[/b][i]Praedyth's fall isn't over yet-because it hasn't happened yet-and it will happen again.[/i] [b]Praedyths Timepiece-[/b][i]He skipped like a stone on time's ocean. [/i] [b]The Ram-[/b][i]...PRAISE ME...[/i](such creepy looks on it. I luv it. ) [b]Black Hammer-[/b][i]I cannot permit you to exist. [/i] [b]Hunger of Crota-[/b][i]Would you defy me?I am the eater hope. [/i] [b]Kabr's Wrath-[/b][i]I fell asleep in the armour last night. I awoke to my heart beating to an unknown rhythm. [/i]
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8 RepliesThis one gives me chills: Old vanguard pulse rifle [i]Found in a null-g hangar along side 14 limbless and decapitated fallen corpses[/i]
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[b]Word of Crota:[/b] There was life, and He spoke unto it; and it was silent, and lived no more
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Deathsinger's Gaze: "the unnerving awareness of the watcher being watched". Creeps me out.
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1 ReplyBump to bring it back
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2 RepliesEdited by Flame V Shadow: 2/25/2015 2:56:40 AMIcebreakers one is insane Please replace these components if use causes fatal damage: HEAT SINK, MAGAZINE, OPERATOR Change the fckin user of the gun and never let him use it again Thats freakin crazy I also like hunger of crota's Would you defy Me? I am the eater of hope
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My favorite is the black hammer's [i]I cannot permit you to exist.[/i]
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1 ReplyI love the one for Black Hammer. It's creepy and awesome at the same time. [i]"I cannot permit you to exist."[/i]
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4 RepliesI can't remembered which chest piece it is but it goes sorta like this [i] I fell asleep in the armor last night. I awoke to my heart beating to an unknown rhythm[/i] Super creepy in my opinion
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3 RepliesMore funny than creepy how to clear mines step on mine #1 await ghost revival step on mine #2 await ghost revival step on mine...
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"give me your arm oh bearer mine, let me help you fill the world with teeth". I think that's young Ahamkara's spine, hunter gauntlets "Reality is the finest flesh oh bearer mine, and are you not... Hungry?" The skull of dire Ahamkara, Warlock helmet.
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It's not creepy but made me laugh The sun in your face wind in your hair and bodies piled at your feet. Perfection
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Not exactly creepy but.. "And with the lone strength of the titan Vell Tarlowe, we felt invincible." Chills.
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2 RepliesSuper POX VLO (Old vanguard uber high impact pulse rifle) "Found in a null-g hangar, drifting alongside fourteen limbless and decapitated Fallen corpses"
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1 Reply"How does it feel to land a six-meter jump in full armor? That depends who you're landing on." :P
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2 Replies"It's seen things you wouldn't believe, and killed them to."
