The Church of Nexus [~∇~]

To the untrained eye this beast is a junker. To the trained eye, however, this junker... is a beast.

Crush our enemies, see them driven before us and hear the lamentation of the women. Anyone wishing to gain a coveted spot on this roster must first; 1) Blade Dance across the Hellmouth. 2) Achieve Bronze rank in 300 public events. 3) Kill the Nexus with an Archon Priest. 4) Win a Class B race in Forza while running the Vault of Glass. 5) Succumb to the Hobgoblins on Venus in the Vault o Glass. 6) Gain access and successfully complete (must have proof of insurance upon leaving website) the Obamacare website. 7) Win the Wendy Schmidt Ocean Health Xprize. 8) Demonstrate a complete understanding of the mating tendencies and practices of over weight otters. Upon completion of all necessary steps, someone from Homeland Security will step out of cover and arrest you. When this happens, you need to resist for a full 23 minutes and 14 seconds. Ascendant materials will pop up on the right side of your peripheral view if this has been done properly. Welcome to the clan!

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• Created November 03, 2014